Ya hace más de 10 años que aparecio en nuestras vidas esta ingeniosa película de la mano de Kevin Smith en el festival independiente de Sundance. No voy a contar nada de esta película porque si no la has visto ya estas tardando en verla.

Esta continuación de Clerks se produce 10 años después del día fatídico del “yo no debería estar aquí” y como han crecido todos en la actual Nueva Jersey, Smith lo que quiere mostrar es que les pasa a estos chicos cuando ya son adultos. A la espera del año que viene con el resultado y esperemos que no meta la pata como ultimamente (La Chica de Jersey) y salga una buena peli con Dante y Randall y los queridos Jay y Bob el silencioso.

Jay: I’ve had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.

Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What’s his name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin’ dickhead.

[after losing a hockey ball from the roof]
Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

[repeated line]
Dante Hicks: I’m not supposed to be here today!

Randal Graves: Which did you like better? “Jedi” or “The Empire Strikes Back”?
Dante Hicks: “Empire”.
Randal Graves: Blasphemy!
Dante Hicks: “Empire” had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader’s his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that’s what life is, a series of down endings. All “Jedi” had was a bunch of Muppets.

Dante Hicks: My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

Jay: Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin’ Weed, Doin’ Coke, Drinkin’ Beers.

[Randal has a sign that says "I EAT COCK"]
Dante Hicks: Who eats cock?
Randal Graves: Bunch of savages in this town.

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